How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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