There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Z.

feminism

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

A black person walks out of KFC

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Lil' Wayne

its snowing on mount fuji

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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