its all aodhan

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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bologna

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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42

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Anti Joke

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