what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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