A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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