What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Jewwy Jewstein

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... Chan chan

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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