Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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A man penetrates another man.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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