what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

kcuf read it backwards

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Anti Joke

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