- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

women's rights

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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