What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

book 'em danno

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

I was so fat I went on a diet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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