- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

david weres the slug gone

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

lewis ya baggy fuck

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What do vampires cross the sea in?

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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