Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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im a willy bum bum

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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guess what chicken butt

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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