- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

So, this joke isn't funny.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A man penetrates another man.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Whats two plus two? Miles

Ron Paul for President!

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

my mind's eye?

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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