- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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