What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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A child walks into a classroom.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Your future.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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