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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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