How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Z.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

feminism

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Lil' Wayne

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

A black person walks out of KFC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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