Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

One day a man walked into a wall

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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