Womens' sports

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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The government

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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