whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Hail Heetluh

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

long in the tooth!

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Womens' sports

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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