Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

chirs

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

THE GAME

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

run farther?

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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