whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

THE GAME.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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