If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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