- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

An Artic Storm.

What's red, blue & green all over?

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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