- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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