How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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