- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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