Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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