Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Michel Moor on a die...

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Major League Soccer

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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