A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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kill yourself

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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You see how lame this is?

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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