Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Anti Joke

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