- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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