Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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mark lawson likes boys

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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