- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

hi will

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Smeg...

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Women's rights.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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religion

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Waffles ate my grandma

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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