- Anti Joke

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What do you call a black man? Black

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.