Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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