- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

What is the meaning of life? 42

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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