- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Knock knock What?

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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