How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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I hate blackniggers

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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