Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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