- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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