A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

knock knock

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Your mom is so fat...

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

You see how lame this is?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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