whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Dont read this joke

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Where is the center of the universe? There is no center of the universe! According to the standard theories of cosmology, the universe started with a "Big Bang" about 14 thousand million years ago and has been expanding ever since. Yet there is no center to the expansion; it is the same everywhere. The Big Bang should not be visualised as an ordinary explosion. The universe is not expanding out from a center into space; rather, the whole universe is expanding and it is doing so equally at all places, as far as we can tell. In 1929 Edwin Hubble announced that he had measured the speed of galaxies at different distances from us, and had discovered that the farther they were, the faster they were receding. This might suggest that we are at the center of the expanding universe, but in fact if the universe is expanding uniformly according to Hubble's law, then it will appear to do so from any vantage point. If we see a galaxy B receding from us at 10,000 km/s, an alien in galaxy B will see our galaxy A receding from it at 10,000 km/s in the opposite direction. Another galaxy C twice as far away in the same direction as B will be seen by us as receding at 20,000 km/s. The alien will see it receding at 10,000 km/s:

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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