- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Im cute hehehee

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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