- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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