doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

womens rights

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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