- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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