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gay people

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

captcha: all yer base

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

Want to hear a joke? No.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Knock Knock, Ow my face

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Basically copying you.

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