Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Well, there's one way...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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