- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

women's rights

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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