- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Misner is a twat.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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