Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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why was the boy sad? because.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Anti Joke

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