- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

WHAT????

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What did the peanut say to the jelly

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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