Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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3 like an eel

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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