What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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KOOKABURRA

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Safe sex MR

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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