What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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pauls tuck

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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