Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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split your ass cheek

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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