- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Muslim athletes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

The jets are a good team..

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

How do you make a car? You build it.

Vagina cream... end of story

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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