- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Politics

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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