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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

I'm 4 and what is this?

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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