Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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cats are pussies

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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