- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

your social life.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Charlotte Bobcats

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