Alex Gedrose.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

a man walked into a bar....

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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