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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Once upon a time, The end.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

david what a baghead

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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