- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pull my finger ouch..

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

If i open this door you can go trough it

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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