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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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