- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Politics

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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