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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Women's rights.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple