hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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my gramma died

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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