- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

You and your parents are going to die today

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

woman..parallel parking

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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