What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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NAACP

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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