What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Brad Fuller!

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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