How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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What's circular and round A circle

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Justin Bieber

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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VAGINA.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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