- Anti Joke

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

What can fly? Lots of things

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.