being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

guess what chicken butt

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

One day a man walked into a wall

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What's half of 8? o

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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