Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

He walked in a bar

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Hi

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

A cat playing laser tag.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

A man... walks.

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