What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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