What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

A man buys a prius

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

Anti Joke

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