Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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