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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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