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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

women's rights

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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