- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Because she has down's syndrome

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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