- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

say cheese

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

whats polish and black a polish black person

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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