- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Winter

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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