How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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GONNA

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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