- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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