- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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