Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Gangnam style

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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