What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

THE GAME.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

Your wife died during the delivery.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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