A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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A man sat on a chair

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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Do you love me? No.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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