- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

woman..parallel parking

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

One below was by me: Walter H

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

this is not a joke.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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