- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Alex Gedrose.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Do you love me? No.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Women's rights.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.