Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

whats brown and sticky? shit

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

I'm hungry.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

*prepares this to get negative votes*

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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