Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Where are you going Your house

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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