Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Anti Joke

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