- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

heyy emit chase wazzup

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Of course, first door on your left

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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