- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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