what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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