- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Bags of delicious poop.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Hey, Max!!

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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