You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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