What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

What can make you pee? Liquid

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

42, that is all

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Refrigerator

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

guess what what that wasnt it

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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