- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

suck my balls mr.garison

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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