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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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