- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

A French man gets into a fight

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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