- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

women's rights

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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