- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Dumb

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

its funny cuz i laughed!

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