So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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