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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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