knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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