your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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out of your comfort zone

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Women's Rights

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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JUST KIDDING^

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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Anti Joke

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