WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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canadians

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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sharks

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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