Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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