- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Knock knock What?

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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