- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

this is not a joke. jks

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

oooh look a banshee

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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