Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

a man walked into a bar....

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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