What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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your social life.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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GONNA

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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