- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Hitler

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

A French man gets into a fight

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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