How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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gay people

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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