What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

get in the car.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

wanna here a joke? you.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

The Holocaust

you lose.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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