you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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What's half of 8? o

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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