- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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