- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Womens' sports

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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