Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Tough crowd tonight...

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Mitt Romney

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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