why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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5 people are walking

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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