- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

THE END.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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