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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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