- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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