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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

A women walks into a kitchen.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

What do u call a banana? A banana......

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

captcha: all yer base

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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