- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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