Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Christianity

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

THE END.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.