What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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