- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Neil is a reterd.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

._____________________. Whale!

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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