- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Racial equality.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

What do you call a black man? Black

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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