why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Justin Beiber

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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