- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

A black person walks out of KFC

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

THE GAME.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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