Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Lil' Wayne

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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THE GAME.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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