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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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