- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

womens rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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