A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Hillary Clinton

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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