How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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