- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

Knock Knock. Come in.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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