What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

how did the man die he didnt

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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