What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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bryden is a faggot

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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