- Anti Joke

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

a seal walks into a club.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

YOLO

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.