- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Jews

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

religion

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Two guys walk into a bar.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

YOLO

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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