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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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feminism

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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