,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

A white person at Harvard

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

no

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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