- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

An Italian leaves the mofia

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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