What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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feminism

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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