Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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