What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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tims sty:)

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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