- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

epic win?

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Religionh

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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