women's rights

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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... Chan chan

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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women's rights

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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