A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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i am and me is i

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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That's what SHE said!

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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A horse walks into a barn.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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