- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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