- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

Gun Control

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Donald Trump

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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