Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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