What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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