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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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