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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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