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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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