- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

A black person walks out of KFC

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Lil' Wayne

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

THE GAME.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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