what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Morning wood.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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