every knight i see an owl at window

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

John Stamos.

Hail Heetluh

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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