carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

The Christian Bible.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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