knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Psychics.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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