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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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