- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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