yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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5 people are walking

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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