- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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