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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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