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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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