What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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children burning

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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