- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

A women in the kitchen.

Me

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Cancer.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Obama

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

once you go black your credit goes wack

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