- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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