- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

The WNBA

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

women's rights.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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