Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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