- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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