A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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