- Anti Joke

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough