What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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TELL

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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