how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

5 people are walking

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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feminism

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Lil' Wayne

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

A black person walks out of KFC

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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