What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

book 'em danno

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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