Make it? Sodium levels? Means he is eating right? Its not ADHD, the chatter is his way of coping with pain and what I believe is PTSD (dont tell him, he would get mad, if he gets that blank stare while chatting a lot its like he is back in the past for a while, please distract him out of it, but dont tell him anything about that. Give him what he wants, its a secret but Nero masters hypnosis, and he pretty much knows himself to a point far beyond others know themselves, he can sense lies and knows how others are feeling just by the movement of their pupils, their eyes, their breath, the tonality of their voice and lots of things like that, I think thats some sort of hypnosis as well, he uses ritalin in order to focus and shut off pain receptors mentally and stuff I don't understand, I am sure he would not ask for it unless he knew he could take it, he has literally performed surgery on himself before, the kind that would kill anyone unless under strong anesthetics. (removed bullets from the back of his skull, people say its just a myth, but I was there so I know its true) Please trust me on this as weird as it might sound.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Do u take sugar?

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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