- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Wright flyer

why was the boy sad? because.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

do you have a wife?

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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