What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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A women's opinion.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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