Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

book 'em danno

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Dan walked into a jelly fish

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Anti Joke

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