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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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