Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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An Artic Storm.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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