Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

What is brown and sticky? A stick

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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