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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

dick dick dick... frogs

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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