Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

A black person walks out of KFC

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

its snowing on mount fuji

Lil' Wayne

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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