- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

bologna

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Cancer.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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