KOOKABURRA

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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more chocolate?

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Bad grammers.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Woman's Rights

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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your social life.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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