- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

"knock knock" "Come in"

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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