- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Pain Olympics.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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What do you call a black man? A person

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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