A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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