What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Gay Rights

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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