who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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learn the ropes?

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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