What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Mullets

kesha is a virgin.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

I woke up today

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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