What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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69

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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