I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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