What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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This sentence is a lie.

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Where's my tractor?

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Asians

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