what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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2 + 2 = fish

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Wigan.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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