- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

You're a frog

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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