- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

ded on boomer and aodddan

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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