Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

its snowing on mount fuji

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Lil' Wayne

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

A black person walks out of KFC

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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