A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

I woke up today

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Mullets

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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