Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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420

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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