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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

kesha is a virgin.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

I woke up today

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

gabbi nunez ;)

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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