- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

whats worse than a kane nothing

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

That's what SHE said!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Me

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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