- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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