What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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