Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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The WNBA

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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