- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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