A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

wommmoaooammaaa

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

That's what SHE said!

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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