How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Knock, knock. Come in.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

A woman leaves the kitchen.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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