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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Good afternoon.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

This statement is false.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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