- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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