Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

brittney griner

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

women sports....

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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