- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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