When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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