What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why are they the "living" daylights?

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

British Dentistry

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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