- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

bryden is a faggot

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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