A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Catholicism.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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