What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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This statement is false.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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