- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

What is a chair?

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Why was the boy laughing? Because

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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