- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Autism speaks but not really

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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