what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

You will not press the like button.

kcuf read it backwards

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Anti Joke

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