- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

I have an erection My mom!

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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