I just drank a cola.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Wright flyer

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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