What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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