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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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