If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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42, that is all

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Jayden Eccles

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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