- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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