- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Obama

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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