- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

KONY 2012

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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