- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Wright flyer

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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